Node.js Profile Processing Taking Forever
I was doing some Node.js V8 profiling work at the office near the end of the day and noticed my profile processing was taking a long time.
I figured it is just processor intensive and left it running for the day while I went home. To my surprise, the next day it was
htop showed me it had accumulated 12 hours of CPU time and was still not finished. This led me to track down
a related issue and how to fix it.